Akinator, the Web Genius
Akinator correctly guessed Donnie Darko, Spiderman, Tribbles, Ford Perfect, House, Joan Jett, and Sam Axe.
Very cool.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
I Hate Chrysler
We are $150 behind on our pick up payment because Danny was short on his last paycheck. That is less than one quarter of the payment and they are harassing him at work. "We really need that payment." Well, that is just too damn bad for you, isn't it?!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Smarter Not Harder
I think I really messed up my back and the only reason I can think of is working out too hard. I can't sleep, can't sit up straight, etc. I've tried pills, rubs, heating pad... nothing is working. Hope I heal sooner than later, gotta get back to it.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Brilliant!
Good: The original Star Wars.
Better: Free to watch.
Best: In ACSII
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Better: Free to watch.
Best: In ACSII
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Work Hard, Not Smart
I'm not sure that I'm working smart not hard, or hard not smart.
Treadmill for an hour, or more -- jogging.
AbCircle for "three minutes a day."
Weights -- shoulder press, bench press, tricept lifts (whatever they're called), bicept curls and six minutes or more with the Shake Weight.
Random additives from Jennifer Nicole Lee on You Tube.
Some days it feels like enough, others not so much. I have to work out, but I'd also like to look a certain way and reep ALL of the benefits. Of course when you have pics of JNL in your head, nothing is ever going to be enough. It all makes me feel better mentally but when I still feel like a fat ass it seems pointless.
Treadmill for an hour, or more -- jogging.
AbCircle for "three minutes a day."
Weights -- shoulder press, bench press, tricept lifts (whatever they're called), bicept curls and six minutes or more with the Shake Weight.
Random additives from Jennifer Nicole Lee on You Tube.
Some days it feels like enough, others not so much. I have to work out, but I'd also like to look a certain way and reep ALL of the benefits. Of course when you have pics of JNL in your head, nothing is ever going to be enough. It all makes me feel better mentally but when I still feel like a fat ass it seems pointless.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Free Space
I have deleted Satriani, Chickenfoot, Steve Earle and Shakira (shut it) from my iPod. I don't believe that there is anyone else that I need to remove, yet.
Question: What to add now?
Answer: Shatner!
Has Been has an average rating of over four stars!
Question: What to add now?
Answer: Shatner!
Has Been has an average rating of over four stars!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
My Old School Hero
Mr. Robin Trower at age 65. Still awesome? I think so.
Via wiki: "Perhaps Trower's most famous album is Bridge of Sighs (1974)."
Via me: Still fucking great.
Via wiki: "Perhaps Trower's most famous album is Bridge of Sighs (1974)."
Via me: Still fucking great.
Insert Optimism Here
From theexaminer.com:
The number of working Coloradans is shrinking, along with the size of Colorado's labor force. There were about 2.4 million working Coloradans in June, down nearly 2 percent from June 2009. Adjusting for seasonal differences, the labor force was about 2.66 million strong, down from about 2.72 million in June 2009.
Economists have said the poor economy prompted some job seekers to give up and leave the hunt, but they will start to return as the job market improves.
My attitude towards finding work again is at the lowest point that it has ever been. I keep hearing the same shit over and over... I guess at least hearing the bad news reassures me that it isn't just me. Economists have said the poor economy prompted some job seekers to give up and leave the hunt, but they will start to return as the job market improves.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Thanks, Joe
Sure, he has frequent outbreaks of foot-in-month but I think Joe Biden is actually a very intelligent man.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Socialism
You fucking hippies can suck my dick until the veins turn blue and start rupturing in your mouth.
And then you'll be taxed to pay for the reconstructive surgery.
And then you'll be taxed to pay for the reconstructive surgery.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Maybe Prince Is Right
Via TorrentFreak:
‘Operation In Our Sites‘ targeted several sites including TVShack.net, Movies-Links.TV, FilesPump.com, Now-Movies.com, PlanetMoviez.com, ThePirateCity.org, ZML.com, NinjaVideo.net and NinjaThis.net. In almost unprecedented action, the domain names of 7 sites were seized and indications are that others – The Pirate Bay and MegaUpload – narrowly avoided the same fate.
Here's what you get when you visit those sites (embedded frame):Friday, July 16, 2010
Higher Federal Taxes
I just ran the numbers using the IRSS[sic] withholding tables for 2009 and 2010. My federal income taxes went up this year. I do not make over $250,000.
Lies you can believed in!
“If your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime.”
--President Barack Obama, Feb. 24, 2009
--President Barack Obama, Feb. 24, 2009
Lies you can believed in!
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Line Up
Urgent From Dick Morris: Beat Harry Reid.
The next few weeks will determine whether Harry Reid is defeated or re-elected and, most likely, whether or not the Republican Party can win a Senate majority...
The next few weeks will determine whether Harry Reid is defeated or re-elected and, most likely, whether or not the Republican Party can win a Senate majority...
But, can't we just beat him, literally?
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
In Case You've Lost Track
Its a sad day when I agree with Chris Matthews and Keith (I Can't Announce Football to Save My Life) Olbermann.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The Point Must Be Made
RUSH: You know, it's kind of interesting, isn't it, all of this media attention to a tape made by the actor Mel Gibson in which he engages in racist rants, and yet the same media doesn't see fit to air audio of King Zulu Shabazz, whatever his name, the guy that wants to kill cracker babies, part of the New Black Panther Party blocking voters from entering the polling place in Philadelphia in 2008. We got an ally of the regime talking about killing white babies and they're talking about Mel Gibson?
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: So the Mel Gibson story is all over the place. William Morris Endeavor talent agency instantly dropped Mel Gibson as a client. However, Eric Holder and Barack Obama continue to protect and represent King Samir Shabazz. This is the New Black Panther Party guy who said he hates white people and wants to kill cracker babies. The Department of Justice refuses to prosecute the New Black Panther Party on the basis of their voter intimidation even though a line attorney who has retired from the case said the case is slam dunk. So the Department of Justice appears to be protecting a racist when they should be prosecuting him for civil rights violations. And yet none of this is in the news. But Mel Gibson's all over the news. The left is condemning Mel Gibson's behavior and ignoring -- or celebrating, I don't know which, King Samir Shabazz. I'm not denying what Mel Gibson said is raunchy, but what's the bigger story here? What's really more important: an audiotape rant of Mel Gibson, or the Department of Justice politicizing justice on the basis of race?
It is all so astoundingly hypocritical.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: So the Mel Gibson story is all over the place. William Morris Endeavor talent agency instantly dropped Mel Gibson as a client. However, Eric Holder and Barack Obama continue to protect and represent King Samir Shabazz. This is the New Black Panther Party guy who said he hates white people and wants to kill cracker babies. The Department of Justice refuses to prosecute the New Black Panther Party on the basis of their voter intimidation even though a line attorney who has retired from the case said the case is slam dunk. So the Department of Justice appears to be protecting a racist when they should be prosecuting him for civil rights violations. And yet none of this is in the news. But Mel Gibson's all over the news. The left is condemning Mel Gibson's behavior and ignoring -- or celebrating, I don't know which, King Samir Shabazz. I'm not denying what Mel Gibson said is raunchy, but what's the bigger story here? What's really more important: an audiotape rant of Mel Gibson, or the Department of Justice politicizing justice on the basis of race?
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Six Beers is Never Enough
LAS CRUCES, N.M.
A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.
The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.
He said his friends ignited his prosthetic leg, and the flames spread to his body.
The sheriff's office said the man took his clothes off because of the pain and his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.
The man was taken to a Texas burn treatment center.
A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.
The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.
He said his friends ignited his prosthetic leg, and the flames spread to his body.
The sheriff's office said the man took his clothes off because of the pain and his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.
The man was taken to a Texas burn treatment center.
A) Why would you stop at six?!
B) How could you be so far gone, six beers or otherwise, to let your "friends" light you on fire?!
Friday, July 9, 2010
So Much for Satriani
JOIN THESE ARTISTS IN THE BOYCOTT OF ARIZONA!
NEW ARTISTS JOIN THE SOUND STRIKE!!
NINE INCH NAILS • CHRIS ROCK • MAROON 5 • GOGOL BORDELLO • MY MORNING JACKET • BEN HARPER • RY COODER • PITBULL • STEVE EARLE • BILLY BRAGG • SWEET HONEY AND THE ROCK • ANTI-FLAG • THROWING MUSES • STATE RADIO • AZTLAN UNDERGROUND • DJ SPOOKY
...AND HAVE JOINED:
CYPRESS HILL • JUANES • CONOR OBERST • LOS TIGRES DEL NORTE • RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE • CAFE TACVBA • MICHAEL MOORE • KANYE WEST • CALLE 13 • JOE SATRIANI • SERJ TANKIAN • RISE AGAINST • OZOMATLI • SABERTOOTH TIGER • MASSIVE ATTACK • ONE DAY AS A LION • STREET SWEEPER SOCIAL CLUB • SPANK ROCK • SONIC YOUTH • TENACIOUS D • THE COUP
Well Joe, I'm sorry to hear that you will be boycotting Arizona. Rest assured I will be boycotting you.
NINE INCH NAILS • CHRIS ROCK • MAROON 5 • GOGOL BORDELLO • MY MORNING JACKET • BEN HARPER • RY COODER • PITBULL • STEVE EARLE • BILLY BRAGG • SWEET HONEY AND THE ROCK • ANTI-FLAG • THROWING MUSES • STATE RADIO • AZTLAN UNDERGROUND • DJ SPOOKY
...AND HAVE JOINED:
CYPRESS HILL • JUANES • CONOR OBERST • LOS TIGRES DEL NORTE • RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE • CAFE TACVBA • MICHAEL MOORE • KANYE WEST • CALLE 13 • JOE SATRIANI • SERJ TANKIAN • RISE AGAINST • OZOMATLI • SABERTOOTH TIGER • MASSIVE ATTACK • ONE DAY AS A LION • STREET SWEEPER SOCIAL CLUB • SPANK ROCK • SONIC YOUTH • TENACIOUS D • THE COUP
Thursday, July 8, 2010
"King" James
From FoxNews.com:
Dear Fox News, I no longer give a shit. Maybe we'll talk after he wins a championship. Doubtful though.
Meanwhile, the oil keeps gushing and Kagan cruises to confirmation.
LeBron James is ready to party it up in what may be his new basketball home.
Speculation that James will announce tonight that he'll sign with the Heat was fueled today by an Us magazine report that he is planning a weekend party in Miami. The magazine reports that James "has rented six cabanas at the W Hotel South Beach this weekend to celebrate his team decision."
Though the Knicks are still clinging to a sliver of hope, they have heard through back channels that James is not likely headed to the Big Apple.
A source connected to James said, “ You should be writing about the Heat,’’ and there are multiple reports saying James is likely to join Pat Riley’s Miami club. The Knicks also believe Cleveland is still in the running and ahead of them in the chase for James.
The Knicks believe the location of his announcement — a Boys and Girls Club in Greenwich, Conn. — means nothing.
Speculation that James will announce tonight that he'll sign with the Heat was fueled today by an Us magazine report that he is planning a weekend party in Miami. The magazine reports that James "has rented six cabanas at the W Hotel South Beach this weekend to celebrate his team decision."
Though the Knicks are still clinging to a sliver of hope, they have heard through back channels that James is not likely headed to the Big Apple.
A source connected to James said, “ You should be writing about the Heat,’’ and there are multiple reports saying James is likely to join Pat Riley’s Miami club. The Knicks also believe Cleveland is still in the running and ahead of them in the chase for James.
The Knicks believe the location of his announcement — a Boys and Girls Club in Greenwich, Conn. — means nothing.
Dear Fox News, I no longer give a shit. Maybe we'll talk after he wins a championship. Doubtful though.
Meanwhile, the oil keeps gushing and Kagan cruises to confirmation.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
One-Night Stand
A man picks up a woman at a bar for a one-night stand. They go back to her place and proceed to have sex. After they finish, the man kisses the woman and says: "I'd love to stay, but I bet your husband will be coming home any time now."
"Husband?" the lady asks: "What makes you think I have a husband?"
The man says: "I couldn't help but notice the picture of that man on your nightstand."
The lady laughs and replies: "Oh, don't be silly. That's just me before the surgery.”
By Ryan Murphy
"Husband?" the lady asks: "What makes you think I have a husband?"
The man says: "I couldn't help but notice the picture of that man on your nightstand."
The lady laughs and replies: "Oh, don't be silly. That's just me before the surgery.”
By Ryan Murphy
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Hope, Change.
Federal income taxes go up 3% next year. Next year being six months from now.
Change we can believe in? What were you fucking retards thinking when you dropped your bong to vote for this mother fucking asshole?
Oh, it's OK. The increased tax rate won't effect you because you make less than $250,000 a year.
Right.
Say goodbye to another 3% of your income, hippies.
Change we can believe in? What were you fucking retards thinking when you dropped your bong to vote for this mother fucking asshole?
Oh, it's OK. The increased tax rate won't effect you because you make less than $250,000 a year.
Right.
Say goodbye to another 3% of your income, hippies.
First Post
One I picked up at the asylum:
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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