This Is Sickening

Six Flags hosts the annual I.C.N.A. Muslim Family on September 12. This event offers fun for the entire family and will also offer halal food stalls. Contact SFGAMspecialevents@sixflags.com or visit muslimfamilyday.com for additional information.

Yes, on 9/12. This is a victory celebration.

Via Email

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 - You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah 'hey' for us."

God Hates Louisiana

Video via CNN.




Assumption Parish, Louisiana:

Budget Meal Planning

Here's an easy, creative meal for the budget conscious: Marinated Navarro (pops).

Warning: Do not click the above link.

It's Not Over

Where'd all the oil go?

Morning Moon

The moon this morning, around six o'clock.

I'd really like a mega badass camera. I could capture some amazing Colorado sunrises and sunsets.

New Routine

Started doing yoga and I love it much more than I anticipated. The combination of the stretching and relaxing with the muscle work and sweat is amazing. I hope to continue with it, at least four days a week.

Now, I must take some ibuprofen and apply the heating pad to my back to ensure ongoing success.